Herman is one of the most famous bloggers in the world not for the number of views that each new post generates but because he is the only one to write articles that have no meaning.
Every blog article is meaningless
Herman is able to fill a whole page of words that ultimately do not lead to any concept. This is his talent: writing meaningless articles. For this reason, he is one of the best known bloggers, precisely because his blog is unique.
An article from his blog
[…] Despite the law passed and applied in a secret session on March 22nd, the government reiterates that the specifications relating to the previous legislature must be reviewed. This is how another chapter of the story closes. We knew it, we had dealt with the topic no later than last September, and yet we thought we were going to get it this time … but nothing of that happened.
What I ask is: when every member of parliament has dealt with the topic, he will certainly have known the details or at least some representatives of his secretariat will have presented the updated data, so why not address the topic? Why not give an answer to those interested?
The idea that I have done is that nothing like what has been undertaken in recent years had the principle of “wanting to change things”. And now? Now we are going back to our homes, knowing that this executive did not want to solve the question.
I decided to close this article by making an effort not to be influenced by the failure of the issue, it is very difficult. Often, in our presenting new projects, we said that “work pays”. It is true, sooner or later you will have the result of your efforts, but I realize that your good will may not be enough. But I do not want to close by saying that “in this case we have not succeeded” because I am sure that next time, next year, our requests will be accepted and so we can work with the support we deserve.
H.
Post without sense n.234
A blog article by Herman is full of words, an SEO expert (who is responsible of creating content for the web that are to be liked by search engines) would say that every text is perfect. Has the correct number of words, contains many link and is full of graphics. The problem is that no element that is part of a Herman blog article makes sense.
Google does not understand
What do search engines when they analyze a Herman’s article? How do they catalog it?
Google wanting to insert a Herman article in its indexes does not understand anything of it. Google gets jammed. He does not know where or with what topic to associate him. Yet it is a site that has a huge ranking precisely because the authoritative sites are talking about it.
How could an article like the previous one be stored in Google searches? What is the theme of article?
Herman’s site has entered the Guinness Book of Records because it is the only blog in the world to publish regularly new content that will never be systematically indexed; despite this (because of its uniqueness) the site was not considered a resource “irrelevant”.
The same goes for the search for images, in fact often happened to find themselves in the results of search engines “a Herman” that is an image that has nothing to do with the research carried out. Its content is not correct for the keywords entered, so search engines have started not to index the graphics from this blog.
But why a site like this continues to be so busy every day?
The answer was given by Herman after receiving a prize for his bizarre and unique idea: “There are two types of people who come to my site: those who come for curiosity and do not come back, and those who want waste energy mental, stressed by life, they want to read something just to read. They do it to consume energy, get tired and do not think about anything else. Like a song with an overwhelming rhythm but with an absurd text.”
Another article from his blog
[…] The time spent followed by a pleasant breeze in front of a pleasant film of an old tennis tournament was not time thrown away, also because the countless colorful captions that the thoughts emanated were intrinsic to new meanings. Rereading the note that I found then in my diary (which I photocopied and hid under the pillow) I was reminded of the story that an old chess friend told me one day. It had to start like this “at the end of the first night, a guy named Giappo told me that …” but how did he go on? At that precise moment I realized that the autumn snowfalls of the time were punctuated by strange omens dictated by a mood linked to the passing of the hours. Can we think and rethink to navigate in front of an absurd situation? Yes it can! The conscience told me, shaking my head to emphasize the indissoluble slice of bread and strawberries that I had independently found in the double bottom of a drawer at the end of the first floor room.
H.
Post without sense n.180
For curiosity or for read something just to read, look a Herman’s blog.